Hoohaa hoopla

Oh, for goddess' sake. This is just obscene. Some woman drives by a Florida theater with her young niece, sees a sign advertising "The Vagina Monologues" and freaks out because...actually, I don't know why. Sure, I know that some people can't stand real names for body parts, and who knows, maybe this woman was trying to forget that she has a vagina and got pissed when she saw a 10-foot reminder. But does that mean we should indulge such silliness? The Atlantic Theater apparently thinks so, because they changed their marquee to read "The Hoohaa Monologues."

I hope the vaginaphobe doesn't visit the theater's web site, which still shows the play's correct title. And hoo boy, I hope she doesn't stop by here, because I made my own damn sign.